What’s the big idea? Can’t I eat chocolate killer cake, noodle kugel, a rack of ribs, cornbread, banana bread, and Nutella straight from the jar and not lose weight this week? What is the story here? Seriously, I did 40 minutes on the Elliptical before weigh-in and i expected a little more cooperation from my fat cells. They really are a bunch of lazy ass, selfish little worms. Once they have settled in, gotten the U Verse package and pizza delivery, they don’t intend to ever leave. Wish I could just call the exterminator and have my gut and my butt tented like they do for termites and then it’s TA DAA!! Chubby little fat cells lying all exterminated on the ground.